Saturday, June 25, 2011

Vegetables, Gaga, and a Rooster...sigh...

We got veggies!!  Woo hoo!!  I went out to the garden one day last week, as I have been checking every so often to see how things are progressing.  The anticipation of ripe vegetables has been killing me.  I had to look under leaves and poke through the ridiculous amount of weeds that are happily growing.  I was super thrilled to see the following:


Early Girl tomatoes...my favorite!


Some sort of squashiness...


Peas...although since this photo was taken, these have been eaten by the $%$#@! grasshoppers.


Spaghetti squash.  NO clue what to do with those.  :o)


Cucumbers...


Green peppers!


Eggplant.


Cherry tomatoes...the red one never made it to the house...he he he...

Seems the vegetables are going to be fairly prolific despite the stupid grasshoppers.  Edamame and snap peas won't be happening, but the rest seems to be weathering the blight.  I put a chicken in the garden the other day and after about five minutes, she figured out that there was a bevy of hopping protein morsels...she couldn't decide which way to go first.  Funny.

On a sadder (??) note, Lady Gaga met with an untimely demise, courtesy of you know who.  It was the teenagers third night out of their halfway house and I thought all of them had made it into the large coup the night before.  Apparently Gaga, being somewhat true to her namesake, decided to be different and spend the night out.  When I let Avery out of her kennel the next morning, she immediately sensed that there was a chew toy out and about.  Took her about 45 seconds to locate Gaga and put the death grip on her.  Sad...I liked Gaga's colors.  Down to 15...soon to be 14 though...because we have another rooster!  Aaaaarrrggghhh!!!  He was attempting a crowing session this morning, which is a lot like listening to a teenage boy when his voice changes.  Painful.  He is one of my favorites too, as far as looks go.  Boo.  But, I do not want any more roosters...they are either annoying or mean.  

 The rooster is the white & black one in the middle.  

omg...I'm sitting in the living room typing this and out of the corner of my eye, I see some sort of quick movement.  Followed by another...the teenagers are having some sort of foot race and keep sprinting past the slider.  Ha ha ha...the entire flock of adult hens just sprinted by en mass.  And now, they are all back in front of the door, just milling about, looking for snacks, as if nothing was going on a few minutes ago.  One is drinking out of the dog's water bucket...oh boy...

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Vegetable Update and the Chicken Armada

Summer vacation is officially here...day three, in fact, for us.  Such a nice feeling that we don't have to go to work.  What is not a nice feeling, however, is the fact that the desert we live in has become much like a desert climate all of a sudden.  Gone are the lovely 75 degree days...hello 90's!  Bleah.  Besides meaning increasing grumpiness on my part, as I hate temperatures over 75, it also means stepping up the watering schedule.  Twice a day now.  There are so many veggies getting ready to ripen on the vine.  A couple of different squash, cucumbers, and tomatoes!  I found a few little eggplants and some little peppers.  The squash and the cucumbers are hard to find because they like to hide under the giant leaves.  Peas and beans look like they are getting ready to start producing...I think.  Flowers, but no little veggies yet. The edamame is pretty much gone (stupid grasshoppers), but that's okay.  I wasn't too excited about those anyway.  Things look healthy in the garden and I cannot wait to start eating them!  I think squash is on this weekend's menu...yummo!

Just came back from surveying the herb situation (I panicked because I forgot to water them...not on drip yet) and looks like all but three varieties made it through the grasshopper infestation...  Cilantro, parsley, rosemary, basil, chives, and dill have survived.  I think once the evil insects are under control, I will get new herbs and try again. My lack of watering didn't appear to be detrimental, so that's good.

As for the wretched grasshoppers...well, it seems the chickens, both adult and teens, have joined forces to eradicate this pest infestation.  I think of it as a chicken armada.  Yay!  They have been doing an amazing job of this too. No longer does one step out into the yard and hear crunch, crunch, crunch, every time one steps forward.  The chickens must be loving all the treats.  It's still pretty funny to watch the chickens chase the grasshoppers.  I wish I could let them out in the veggie garden, but I'm afraid they would eat the good stuff.  There are still a ton of the buggers in the garden.  I went out to pull some weeds this morning and got an air assault of the critters as I poked around under the cucumbers.  I did find that the edamame has a couple of pods hanging valiantly off each stalk, as there are no leaves at all.  They didn't look too healthy, so I don't know if they will be any good.

I really love my chickens.  Not only do they provide eggs for me to eat, but endless hours of entertainment.  I usually toss out any kitchen scraps that the chickens might like to nibble on out the back door.  It's hilarious to watch them come running from all corners of the yard when they hear the back door open.  Honestly, I didn't think they could hear that well, but apparently they do.  Yesterday, I took out some strawberries, some avocado scraps, some bread that was a little hard, and some egg shells.  Rumor has it, the egg shells are a favorite treat for chickens.  Seems a little weird to me, but they seemed to like them.  I didn't want the dog to get crazy and hurt herself trying to get the chickens, so I walked over by the coop to toss out the treats and they came sprinting from every nook and cranny in the yard.  Chickens on the run are about the funniest thing you can see...they run awkwardly, but super fast.  If that wasn't amusing enough, the teenagers came a little more cautiously into the situation...took a few looks around and after one of them came on a piece of strawberry that one of the other mommas dropped, it was game on.  Gaga chased  one of the Leghorn's in circles, trying to get a bite of the strawberry.  There was plenty for all, but apparently she only wanted that piece.  Typical kids...always want what the other has.  The only kids missing were the two youngest...the Auracanas.  Not sure if they are too dainty for such shenanigans or completely unaware.  They seem like the dumb blondes of the group.  They are very pretty with their longer neck feathers and muted colors.  Supposedly, they will lay blue-ish green eggs.  Those two are always hiding out in the shade over by the water spigot.  They are like the girls in elementary school that never want to participate in p.e.  They hang out in the back or off to the side and hope nothing ever comes their way.  When it does, they shriek and run the opposite direction.  The other teenagers pretty much ignore those two.  We have one other socially awkward teenager, who I suspect might be a rooster.  This is the smallest of all the teens...a bantam...he/she has the biggest comb on top and struts around acting quite important.  When every one else was feasting on the scraps, he (I'm just going to call him a "he" from now on) was making his way through the tall weeds like some sort of safari hunter...also funny to watch.

The longer I own chickens, the more they remind me of humans I have either known or come across.  They have so many quirky personality traits that I find funny.  Glad they are productive, because it places them higher on the list than most humans.  I'm pretty sure I like them better than most people too...family and good friends excepted, of course.  :o)

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Little Things...

I went out to the garden to do my regular scouting mission and I was very happy to find a few little babies!  Little zucchinis, little green peppers, and little tomatoes.  There are signs of other "little" things growing as well.

Zucchini

Peppers

Tomatoes

While walking back from the garden, I was greeted by some unwelcome little things.  Grasshoppers!  I thought at first there were only a few here and there...nope...thousands of the vile things.  I am not exaggerating with the term "thousands" either.  There are literally grasshoppers everywhere you step.  It's pretty disgusting.  I called the Fresno County Department of Agriculture and the nerdy bug guy's comment was..."Yeah, um, oh, that's going to be a problem all season."  Awesome.  There aren't really any "over the counter" fixes he said...although he did suggest getting chickens.  Hey, we have those!  They do enjoy eating the grasshoppers and watching them chasing the little vermin is fairly entertaining.  Hopefully they will eat all those #@#$#@! bugs.  Not happy about the fact that the grasshoppers enjoy basil, cilantro, Italian parsley, edamame, and marigold leaves.  Not the flowers, just the leaves.  Ugh...how about eat all the weeds in the yard???  There are plenty of those.  Well, hopefully they will find greener pastures soon, as that's what they are drawn to.  Boo!!